Welcome back, warm weather and green grass. It is finally time to start Least Dangerous Game again. But how will you find me? And what will you win? Relax! There is no need to put your questions into two separate sentences. Here is the answer to both of your questions.

That startled looking non-cryptozoological creature is me, your prey. And I’m wearing your prize! Well, not exactly your prize. This one is mine.

But the prize, provided by the Mustache Rangers podcast and improv group, is a genuine Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. Now you can be fashionable and promote a fake snake oil elixir from the 1920s! Your dream has come true!

And let us not forget the additional prize, appearing on the new Least Dangerous Game podcast. The first one, at that! The one where I will be struggling to get the sound right. You lucky ducky!

So while you wait for the first clue, check out the Mustache Rangers and do some high stepping to tone those glutes. Least Dangerous Game beings at noon!

It is a fact that Least Dangerous Game returns May 24th. But if you like more facts, check this out. It will be returning with a companion podcast!

That’s right! What’s right? You’ll be able to explore the Twin Cities just a little bit more with each episode of the Least Dangerous Game podcast.

We’ll go over the clues used in that week’s game, provide more in depth and possibly historical information on Aric’s hiding spot, and give you an interview with the game’s winner.

Learn about Minnesota. Win the game and reach the internet. Hear Aric’s velvety voice. The Least Dangerous Game podcast will be coming at you the Monday after each game.

So make sure to lace up your shoes, or buy new ones if you haven’t in the last three years. There is now more to win with Least Dangerous Game. Internet fame!

Your favorite Twin Cities based hide and seek game is back on May 24th, 2008!

If you haven’t already, sign up for Twitter so you can take part in the game.

After you’ve signed up for a free Twitter account, don’t forget to add Least Dangerous Game as your Twitter friend so you can being receiving clues!

And tell your friends. Least Dangerous Game is a social game. While there are prizes to be had, the real prize if fun. Right? Golly, I hope so. The more, the merrier.

So eat some tuna for your brain, run around the lakes for your legs, and get ready to explore the Twin Cities with Least Dangerous Game!

If you still don’t know what all this is about, check out the About page. It’ll have all you need to know.

I just received a Twitter from John Fink asking if Least Dangerous Game is dead. Fair enough. Things have been awfully dead this winter due to financial restaints.

Truth be told, I can’t go on running Least Dangerous Game at a loss. Sure, it’s fun and engaging. But it paints a rather pathetic picture of a man with no friends paying people to spend time with him. And since I don’t see Eliot Spitzer anywhere around…haha, zing. That’ll be topical in a month.

Anywho, I’m going to do a little hard pushing to find some sponsors for the Least Dangerous Game prizes. That will make things much easier and, perhaps, even more fun.

As always, if you know anyone with a business who would be interested in sponsoring Least Dangerous Game, email me at leastdangerousgame@gmail.com. Heck, they don’t even have to own a business. If you have a web page you want to promote, podcast, knitting circle, whatever. Sponsor a prize.

Once a few sponsors roll in, we’ll start this thing up again. So stay on your toes and keep your minds sharp. Least Dangerous Game will be coming back.

Least Dangerous Game is currently on hold. Not due to the weather, mind you, which is but a simple annoyance.

Aside for a few times, this game is done entirely on funds out of my own pocket. Times are, sadly, tight. Until things shape up, Least Dangerous Game will have to be on hold.

If you are a business or know a business that would like to sponsor a prize for Least Dangerous Game, please email me at leastdangerousgame@gmail.com.

Until then, watch your Twitter account to see when Least Dangerous Game returns. Thanks to everyone who has participated in the game, and I hope to see you out and about again real soon.