It is the very last day of summer! What better way to celebrate the equinox than to hide from people?

But how do you recognize me? Who would have guessed that I’m wearing another Threadless t-shirt today? Cast your eyes upon the picture below.

It’s a toast making machine, and it’s adorable. Probably.

The winner today gets a set of books from local hilarious man, James Lileks.

Are you ready to find what I have to show? No, that’s creepy. Ummm, are you ready to look around and figure out clues? No, that’s not eloquent. Whatever. I’m hiding at noon, so get ready.

Clues, clues, and more clues. That’s the order of the day for Least Dangerous Game. After a lovely day at the State Fair two weeks ago, it is time to get back to business. Clues to my hiding spot will be going out at noon today. They will be updated every 15 to 30 minutes.

How will you recognize me, you say? How will you feel strong and confident when approaching as the winner? I’ll be wearing another Threadless t-shirt today. Cast your eyes upon the picture below.

“Gasp!” I’m in a silent picture!

Last game’s $20 Target gift card was not claimed. It goes to this week’s winner.

Get yourselves ready. Did you carbo-load last night? The game starts at noon!

Today’s Least Dangerous Game will be a little different. Generally, I try to hide someplace without an admission fee. But being a conduit for Minnesota culture, I am not strong enough to resist the Minnesota State Fair.

I will be hiding at the Minnesota State Fair today. The updates, coming every 15 to 30 minutes, will give my most recent location within the “great Minnesota get together.” That’s right, I will be a moving target.

But how do you pick me out from a giant crowd? Well, I will not be sporting a mullet. Also, I’ll be wearing another Threadless t-shirt today. Cast your eyes upon the picture below.

It is a giant panda bear attacking tanks! And it is green!

The game starts at noon. The prize is a $20 Target gift certificate! And you can always see Fergie at the grandstand if you fail.

Get ready to run and eat. But mostly eat.

After a stormy night, we have arrived upon August 11th and another round of Least Dangerous Game! I hope branches did not fall on anyone.

So how will you recognize me today? That’s easy. I’ll be wearing a t-shirt from the Diesel Sweeties comic strip.

That’s right, the human crushing Red Robot is making an appearance on my chest. Obey!

The clues will start at noon, so get yourself ready. The clues for today’s location came together for clockwork, so you better take an active role in figuring out the answers! I’ll be waiting!

Pick up your local copy of the City Pages and take a look at my interview about the Least Dangerous Game!

And for those of you who came here because of the City Pages, welcome! You can SIGN-UP HERE for the game and READ THE RULES HERE.

My name is Aric, by the way. Nice to meet you.