Is Twitter acting up for anyone else? Don’t worry, I have a backup plan. I can email updates to this blog, so if Twitter is down, just come here for more updates.

But, even more importantly, here is what I will be wearing and what I will be reading.

It’s a piece of toast spreading jelly on itself! I should have Yes Man or The Man Who Fed the World in my hands at the time of my finding.

That should do it for you. Less than an hour and we’ll be ready to go!

PS I will, obviously, be inside somewhere. I do not want to pull a William Henry Harrison. Or a Woody Harrelson for that matter.

Here is what you’re playing for, boys and girls! The prize to end all prizes! The $15 Target gift card!

I picked the doggie and the cub in baby buggies. They are fuzzy to the touch.

Only one day until the test game begins! How is this going to work? Keep moving your eyes across these sentences and paragraphs to find out.

In the morning, I will update this site with the zip code I will be hiding in along with a video. The video will show what I am wearing for the day, making it possible to actually identify me.

Come noon, I will updated Twitter page http://www.twitter.com/ldg with the first clue to where I am.

Expect more clues to come every 15 to 30 minutes.

If no one has found me by 3:30pm, I’ll release the address of where I am. It will mean that you are terrible at finding or I am terrible at giving clues.

That sounds about right. Things should move rather smoothly, unless Twitter decides to act up.

There has been a slight time change, boys and girls. Six hours is a long time to be looking for anything. I know. I went to seven bead stores last weekend. Seven!

So we’ll be shortening the hunt to four hours from noon to 4pm.

This should, hopefully, make things unboring. Not boring? Un-not boring.

Come back here on Saturday to see what I’m wearing, so you can recognize me and revel in my fashion style.

Hey, you know what? I don’t have 50 people signed up for Twitter updates yet, but that doesn’t mean we can’t do a test run this Saturday.

From noon to 6pm this Saturday, March 31st, I will be hiding out somewhere in the Twin Cities. I will send updates to http://www.twitter.com/ldg with more clues to where I am, as the day passes.

The prize this week? Let’s see, I have $15 in my wallet. Looks like a $15 Target gift certificate, with a catch. You can not spend it on any Justin Timberlake merchandise. It’s not that he doesn’t make catchy music. It’s that I think he has enough money, don’t you?

Post a comment here or email me if you plan on social hunting this Saturday.

Because, really, there wouldn’t be anything sadder than hiding when no one is looking.