At a guess, 10 to 15 people will actually be reading the clues on a game day with 0 to 4 people intending on acting on the clues.

The game is good natured and joyful, and I have been happy to put it on for as long as I have. The people who have participated are great and seem to enjoy themselves, but things are stagnating.

It seems like the game has to change. Something about it isn’t attracting an audience. Maybe it is the technology. Maybe it is the time range. Maybe it is the incentive.

The overall point here is, it is time for some retooling. As witty and smart at news agencies seem to believe Least Dangerous Game is, it doesn’t translate to the general public. And if people don’t feel like getting involved, then opinions don’t mean much.

And this is in no way a dig at anyone who has participated. The online community, and Minnesota interactive community in general has been awesome. Everyone who plays has been really excited, and people love spreading the word. The fans of the game are great and very supportive.

But it’s time to step back to the drawing board and find a new direction for inspiration. Let’s hope something neat pops into place. I’ll see you in a little bit!

That’s right, a hot dog shirt. I don’t know why I said “that’s right.” Surely, that isn’t what you would have guessed. But the fact remains, hot dog shirt.

The prize again, provided by the Mustache Rangers podcast and improv group, is a genuine Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. Now you can be fashionable and promote a fake snake oil elixir from the 1920s! Your dream has come true! Not that dream. The other dream!

Depending on recording situations, the winner will also be featured in the Least Dangerous Game podcast! You’ll be an internet star! Just like that guy who put up a video on YouTube!

While you wait for the first clue, check out the Mustache Rangers and do some toe touches to stretch your legs. Least Dangerous Game beings at noon!

That startled looking non-cryptozoological creature is me, your prey. And I’m wearing your prize! Well, not exactly your prize. This one is mine.

But the prize, provided by the Mustache Rangers podcast and improv group, is a genuine Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. Now you can be fashionable and promote a fake snake oil elixir from the 1920s! Your dream has come true!

And let us not forget the additional prize, appearing on the new Least Dangerous Game podcast. The first one, at that! The one where I will be struggling to get the sound right. You lucky ducky!

So while you wait for the first clue, check out the Mustache Rangers and do some high stepping to tone those glutes. Least Dangerous Game beings at noon!

That’s right! What’s right? You’ll be able to explore the Twin Cities just a little bit more with each episode of the Least Dangerous Game podcast.

We’ll go over the clues used in that week’s game, provide more in depth and possibly historical information on Aric’s hiding spot, and give you an interview with the game’s winner.

Learn about Minnesota. Win the game and reach the internet. Hear Aric’s velvety voice. The Least Dangerous Game podcast will be coming at you the Monday after each game.

So make sure to lace up your shoes, or buy new ones if you haven’t in the last three years. There is now more to win with Least Dangerous Game. Internet fame!